Sat Feb 10, 2018
Fri Feb 09, 2018
Thu Feb 08, 2018
That moment when you’re staring confusedly at the television wondering what kind of weird movie trailer this is and then realize it’s a fragrance commercial.
Wed Feb 07, 2018
Hypothesis: Stress noticeably dissipates from your body while listening to Henry Mancini’s Baby Elephant Walk.
Test Sample Size: 1
Results: Hypothesis Confirmed.
Tue Feb 06, 2018
Snow Pants: a haiku
Seven minute walk
Wind chill far below zero
Snow pants, I love you
Mon Feb 05, 2018
Sat Feb 03, 2018
Thu Feb 01, 2018
Last night, about 90 minutes after I fell asleep, I woke up from a nightmare screaming in terror with no sound coming out of my mouth. I had to turn on the lights and the tv until I was ready to go back to sleep. When my alarm went off in the morning I was having a dream that I was in a giant warehouse in front of a speeding newspaper printing press with papers whizzing by. At the end of the press I watched as the pages magically bound themselves into a large, heavy, hardcover dictionary. I was so excited I picked it up, opened it, and stuck my head in to smell the new book smell of the warm pages. It was a wild night in my brain.
Sun Jan 28, 2018
Fri Jan 26, 2018
Nothing feels better for an exhaustion headache on a really cold day than when your body is bundled up nice and warm in a coat and you walk through a street corridor between two tall buildings and the jet stream of wind freezes your bare head like an ice pack. I mean maybe something feels better but that felt really good today after a long week.
Tue Jan 23, 2018
ME EVERY TIME #FiddlerOnTheRoof
COMES ON TV:
Hmm. I’m busy. I should switch this off.
Well. I’ll just watch long enough so I can sing Tradition.
Well. I’ll just watch until I can sing Matchmaker.
Well. I’ll just watch until I can sing If I Were A Rich Man.
Mon Jan 22, 2018
Sun Jan 21, 2018
The late night sky has a different hue when there is rain or snow in the air. When the house is dark and I see the sky through the slats in the blinds it’s almost pink. Precipitation Pink.
Sat Jan 20, 2018
A wave of nostalgia in the frozen foods section possessed me to buy a bag of tater tots today.
Mon Jan 15, 2018
I bought this shirt 4 years ago, having never seen the movie, fully confident I would one day make myself legit. Tonight is that night. I am nothing if not perpetually 35 years late to the party! #ReturnOfTheJedi #MovieMonday
Sun Jan 14, 2018
I somehow took 24 photos of my pasta, because I didn’t realize my finger was holding down a button as I held my phone. An hour later Google Photos presented me with a stylized animation of said pasta sitting perfectly still on my plate.
Thank goodness for technology.
Sat Jan 13, 2018
Thu Jan 11, 2018
Sat Jan 06, 2018
Q: How many days was I into my New Year’s goal of doing my extremely simple exercise routine every day before I pulled my hamstring?
And to be honest…I may have technically tweaked it getting out of bed after a nap after exercising.
Fri Jan 05, 2018
Week one after the holidays and there still seems to be glitter everywhere. I don’t think I was even involved in anything glitter related this year and it’s still everywhere. Wait. See Jan 01 post…2018 Glitter Glasses. Mystery solved.
Tue Jan 02, 2018
Mon Jan 01, 2018
Who Wore It Better This New Year’s Eve: Glasses Edition! Me with my 2018 Glitter Glasses over my prescription eyewear or the PBS Nerd logo on my t-shirt?